Some might get it, some may not  some might say that I've got brilliant stories to tell  nevermind they're real or fake  I love to tell a novel about me on a boat  spending time with topless chicks  and having a couple drinks with osama and don king     I relate to places that I've never seen before  describing things that I don't even know    I'm a stuntman, I'm a thief  I'm whatever you would like me to be, so my friend  try to smoke my cigarette  it's easy to make the girls fall in love  whisper them a story about me and a shark  and how we got engaged when I fell down from that wave    I've got a second name I never told anyone  4 are the letters, it's spelled L. I. A. and R.    LIAR    that's what I am  but I don't really mind at all  my point of view is far from you    you're my audience, I'm the show  please don't turn away back home, I've got another lie:  for a year I've been a spy (der)  taking off if you know what I mean  I'm all right in a hall of fame  I'm never gonna tell   what a jerk I really am    the main reason why I do all this shit  is to get to another truth  you won't be able to dispute    I love to tell a novel about when I was young  robbing banks with a gun   so 1, 2, 3  will someone set me free    ...but I don't know who I am