Stepped on a sidewalk crack  Feeling risky, risky  God save his mother and her fractured back  He's feeling risky, risky  Cuz everything annoys him when  That special neurotic boy visits him  Especially when  He's feeling risky, risky  Do his friends know  Can he hide it, no?  Does the doctor know  How to cure him so  He can stop the pain  Live his life again  Or accept the fact that he's that  Special Neurotic Boy  Washed his hands forty times today  He's feeling dirty, real dirty  God only knows how he got this way  Surely from his mother's side  Cuz everything annoys him when  That special neurotic boy visits him