BLUMBERG  I am using the word "oy",  True, he did at times annoy,  Pittman was a bad, bad boy,  But why must someone employ  Forces that they could deploy,  And have them seek-and-destroy  Just when we were all full of joy  And gay?  Oy vey!  Although I eat bagels and lox,  It still seems a paradox  That when the Grim Reaper stalks  Up behind and finally knocks  At the door of who gives talks  That exalt the Aryan stocks  That I should break the ice blocks  To say,  Oy vey!  Could this be the start of something eschatologicaL?  Well, even if you find that illogicaL,  Let us pray  For a happier dé-  Nouement and day ----  Oy vey!