When me and my friends go out on the town  We can't sit still. We can't sit down  We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle  Dancin' all night doin' the Curly Shuffle    Hey, Moe. Hey, Moe.  Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.  La-le-li-li  woo-woo-woo-woo  Well, we never miss a chance  We get up and dance and do the Curly Shuffle    Well, me and my friends love Larry and Moe  We love Curly's brother Shemp and his fat clone Joe  It's such a delight to boogie and hustle  Dancin' all night doin' the Curly Shuffle    Hey, Moe. Hey, Moe.  Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.  We-be-be-be-be-be  Oh, a wise guy  Well, we never miss a chance  We get up and dance and do the Curly Shuffle    Well, me and my friends-we all love to see  Comedy classics on late night TV  Those knuckleheads always get in a scuffle  A push and a shove doin' the Curly Shuffle    Hey, Moe. Hey, Moe.  Well, a nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.  Look at the grouse, Look at the grouse  Ruff-Ruff-Ruff-Ruff  Well, we never miss a chance  We get up and dance and do the Curly Shuffle