Well, my name it is a number it's on a piece of plastic film  And I've been growin' funny flowers outside on my little window sill  Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man  And my kids, they just don't understand me at all    You know, my wife still respects me even though I really misuse her  I am having an affair with the Random computer  Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man  And my kids, they just don't understand me at all    Oh daddy, proud of your planet, oh mommy, proud of your sun  Oh daddy, proud of your planet, oh mommy, proud of your sun  Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' like they did when you were young  Or did they come down crashin' seeing all the thing's you'd done  Spacin' out havin' fun    Oh daddy, proud of your planet, oh mommy, proud of your sun  Oh daddy, proud of your planet, oh mommy, proud of your sun    Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' like they did when you were young  Or did they come down crashin' seeing all the thing's you'd done  Spacin' out havin' fun    Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man  And my kids, they just don't understand me at all  Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man  And my kids, they just don't understand me at all    Understand me, understand me, understand me    Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man  And my kids, they just don't understand me at all  Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man  And my kids, they just don't understand me at all    I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man  I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man  I'm a 2,000 man, 2,000  © ABKCO MUSIC INC;    these lyrics are submitted by OarSmaN