Jesus was a Capricorn  He ate organic food  He believed in love and peace  And never wore no shoes  Long hair, beard and sandles  And a funky bunch of friends  Reckon we'd just nail him up  If he came down again  Chorus:  'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on  Who they can feel better than at any time they please  Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on  If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me  Eggheads cussing rednecks cussing  Hippies for their hair  Others laugh at straights who laugh at  Freaks who laugh at squares  Some folks hate the Whites  Who hate the Blacks who hate the Klan  Most of us hate anything that  We don't understand  Chorus