WE LIKE TALKIN' DIRTY  WE SMOKE AND WE DRINK  WE'RE KMFDM AND ALL OTHER BANDS STINK    OUR MUSIC IS SAMPLED  TOTALLY FAKE  IT'S DONE BY MACHINES 'COZ THEY DON'T MAKE MISTAKES    WE DON'T HAVE NO LYRICS  OUR MESSAGE IS NIL  WE HATE ALL DJ'S  THEY'RE MAKIN' US ILL    WHATEVER WE TELL 'YA  IS MEANT TO BE CRAP  WE HATE ALL MUSIC AND ESPECIALLY RAP    WE DON'T LIKE   WE HATE DEPECHE MODE  WE DON'T CARE FOR MADONNA OR KYLIE MINOGUE    OUR RECORDS HAVE STICKERS WITH A WARNING FROM TIPPER  'COZ THEY'RE NO GOOD FOR KIDS  IF WE'D GET HER WE'D STRIP HER    KMFDM FORWARD THE ULTIMATE SOUND   AND A MESSAGE FROM SATAN   IF YOU TURN IT AROUND    YOU MIGHT THINK WE'RE STUPID   BUT WE'RE WAY ABOVE IT  WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT   AND THE KIDS JUST LOVE IT    WE WOULDN'T SELL TO A MAJOR FOR A COUPLE OF BUCKS  NO DOUBT ABOUT IT KMFDM SUCKS