(Uh. Come on.)  Ive been so lonely, girl  Ive been so sad and down  Couldnt understand  Why haters joked around  I wanted to be free  with other creatures like me  And now I got my wish    Cuz I know that Im a gay fish    (Gay fish, yo)  Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)  Girl I am a gay fish (its alright, girl)  Makin love to other gay fish    All those lonely nights  At the grocery store  In the frozen fish aisle  Feeling like a whore  Cuz I wasnt being true  Even though everyone said  That I had to make a switch (gay fish)    Now I know that Im a gay fish    (Gay fish, yo)  Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)  Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)  Making love to other gay fish    I used to be scared, denying who I was  Actin straight, but then goin out to the gay fish clubs  Dancin with the marlins, makin out with all the snappers  Id take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours  But now Im out and Im free to love what I want  Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont  I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake  Ill come to your house and have an orgy in your mother fucking fish tank    Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)  Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)  Making love to other gay fish    I really get around  Im a slut of the sea  When I say I got crabs  I mean it literally  I was eating dinner  And just had to go down  On that mackerel on the dish    Cus Im the gayest of the gay fish    Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)  Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)    But I got to settle down  I cant be a whore  I aint gonna just sleep  With any fish no more  Found me a lover  A brother whos a cross-dressing pike named Trish    And together we are gay fish    Mother fuckin gay fish (Im a fish, yo)  Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)  Making love to other gay fish    these lyrics are submitted by Eliette Singleton