Life ain't funny when you ain't got no money  And that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high  No bills get sent and you can't pay the rent  Everyday I get bent yo, so that I can get by  On and ontaking rips from the bong  Planet Budtron, BSO stay on  Kottonmouth Kings got them dope tracks  1605, yes they got my back  I'm buckin your booze cause you smoke crack  I get the munchies and I eat a greasy Big Mac  Finding me smoked out ain't unlikely  That's why my homies call me D to L-O-C  You'll catch me at a party deep in OC  Representing that punk rock stylee  When I'm on the mic I make the crowd move  To escape reality I bust my own groove  Ladies on the floor say you're so smooth  I wink my eyes in reply, they says "Real cool"  Life ladies wouldn't understand me  Sense coincide to be in anarchy?  Skate in my hand cause I'm like that  Bust a circle off the curb cause I'm real phat    Life ain't funny when you ain't got no money  And that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high  No bills get sent and you can't pay the rent  Everyday I get bent yo, so that I can get by  On and on taking rips from the bong  Planet Budtron, BSO stay on    I'm D Loc, go ape like shit  Smoke bud with the king click  Don't trip, but addicted full throne  Cant stop smokin that homegrown  I got a fat blown acre out in Riverside  Hall brooke locals, the kings reside  E Loc, G Mac, Big Hoss in the pen  BJ, Gweedo, and my boy Efrem  I go coocoo for cocoa, chocolate thai  Smoke bud till I die, if you wonder why  Stay high like a black fly  And then I sigh, buzzin like a busy  Biz-I bye bye bye bye    Life ain't funny when you ain't got no money  And that clock strikes 4:20 and you wanna get high  No bills get sent and you can't pay the rent  Everyday I get bent yo, so that I can get by  On and on taking rips from the bong  Planet Budtron,BSO stay on    Saint Vicious pay attention let me educate  I break tapper in the gut of this legislate  Push em tap and I watch em slowly drain out  Lies lies lies is what I'm talkin about  Not old school like I'm used to  Kottonmouth Kings just broke through  Psychedelic hip hop punk rock shit  So back the hell up  You get smacked in your lip  Saint Dog quit I'm from the old school  I'm blockin half pipes here to skate to  Launch rip rail slide slid it real smooth  No skateboard but it was still cool    [Chorus]    This has been the Kottonmouth Kings  Transmitting live from planet budtron  With fellow B at the helm  High at the Argon House  Bobby B  Saint Vicious  D Loc  And I'm Daddy  Sayin work hard  Play hard  And skate hard  Oh, and ah one more thing  Check please