Oh shit God damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid.  Oh shit, ah damn, well what's happenin here? Damn helicopters  And all I saw was some little skater kid  Come runnin by with a test tube, one of them glass ones.  Oh man, I'll check the news  And find out what the hell's happenin here. "Hola como estas?"  Fuckin commercials, damn yeah,  "This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California,"  No shit, "where just moments ago, Officer Jack Mehoff and our  chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc, member of the infamous  Kottonmouth Kommittee,  Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd.  DLoc has been at large and is wanted by press, parents, and  authorities  For being a nusiance to society. Approach with caution,  DLoc could be under the influence of a mind altering substance."    Its me and my skate, skate  In this world of hate and confusion  I sweat all day to create an illusion  Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it  You can be a bong tokin alcoholic  Well this came true so I grip the mic tightly  And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me  After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot  Bustin grinds and flips, my board is all I got  To escape the realness of reality  I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity  They say sobriety's the answer to society  I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me  I say it twice but they just can't relate  I guess its fate, my boards my mate  Just, just me and my skate    "In other breaking news, reputed rapper Saint,  also from the Kottonmouth Kommitte, was caught by survalence  camera  At JJ's Liqour in the city of Orange  Making off with 2 cases of beer, 1 pint of booze, and a carton of  cigarettes.  The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken  rowdyness,  Insighting riots, and abusive behavior, Saint was last spotted on  Beach Blvd, jumping from a moving vehicle under the influence of  alcohol."    Now I just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison.  Thank God for freedom hook the bitches with my jism  Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations  But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin  My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool.  So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool.  like a beer like marijuana.  She said "Hi Saint my name's Luana."  Lou wanna wanna wanna take me home?  Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?  But I get aggravated, mentally frustrated  When I act like cuz your boyfriend player hated.  Left jab, right hook, then I knocked him out,  I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth.    "Apparently local officials have turned the Kottonmouth Kommitte  case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations.  The elusive Orange County rappers, under the direction of Pimp  Daddy X are sought in connection with a number of charges  Ranging from obsenity, influencing the minds of minors, fake  ID's, lude and crude behavior, and demoralizing society.  Right wing, religious zealots have apparently threatened to  Quote 'Crucify those young punks.' "    Yo I got a scam for this, you know I got a scam for that  The Daddy's friends are good but still I watch my back  I like to vibe, write a rhyme to a funky phat track  I got the scam to get the green to scam for a fat sack  Too many vices and insane extremities  I got no good solutions, so no quick remedies  Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5  Fuck flippin burgers don't wanna drop no fries  Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk  Just wanna get upon a mic and let my skills start to flex  Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and  I'm not a loser look at you, don't wanna be left alone  Addicted to the nicotine, a full time toker  All the more confused with mi vida loca  Late night toker, indo smokers  Hey hey daddy x, daddy x, daddy x, daddy x  Let your skills flex  Hey hey daddy x daddy x  hey daddy x, put those fools in check  Live while you live you gotta live your life while you're here  Time is all I got I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer  Fear of life at times yes but I ain't got no time for that  I gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the max  So when you see daddy x in your vicinity  Pass the pipe, pass the j, say "what's up?"  I'm out, peace  Me (me) me and my skate, my skate, my skate, my skate  My mate my skate  Me (me) me and my skate, my skate  My skate my mate in this world of hate    "After an all out man hunt by local and federal officials,  The Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large,  Last spotted fleeing southbound on Interstate 5  In a drop top Volkswagen bug, believed to be stolen from  A trailer park complex earlier today.  The young vandals are disturbing the peace, and reportedly riding  high.  That's our local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens.  I'm Victoria Secretion for KBUD, 420 on your dial, now back to you, Bob."