Take a bong toke...     I love rippin' outta bongs it gets me so so high  When I take a big toke 'looks like my eyes start to cry  Tears start to swell up when I take a huge hit  Of that bong biggie bong diggity dank dank shit  Johnny Richter don't quit out the one two three   Take so many bong hits you might run out of weed  Thought you was fucking with a rookie but I'm really a king  I was just out playing hooky having fun with my team  Well now I'm back with a plan to get the whole world united  The plan's called bong tokes first you pack it then light it  Then you pass it to a friend and keep on paying it forward  Until we all live as one to form a weed world order    [CHORUS]  Take a bong toke...  Where's the weed at?...    It's time to put the chronic in the chamber  The bong water needs a little change up  I throw a fast ball right down the strike zone  And split the bat up to stick in the glass bowl  Mountain Spring always goes down the freshest  Before we spark it up D-Loc you must inspect it  Dirty water's like a sin to a christian  You want heaven but you never gonna get in  The high priest baptizes and purifies  The canni-bus now we're all getting herbalized  Pass the lighter spark the holy chalice  The Mavericks ain't the same since Steve Nash left Dallas  Sprinkle on the keef yeah adds a nice topping  We getting' baked like hash cakes there's no stopping  The water's bubbling my vision starts doubling  The smoke's rising fast I pull the stem it comes rushing in    [CHORUS]    Yo   Liar liar pants on fire...  Liar liar...  Hey naw   Liar liar pants on fire ain't nobody getting no higher  FUCK THAT where's my lighter  Sick of all you lyin' typers  We getting higher higher smoking on a vaporizer  Eyes red blazed up smoked out I'm tired as fuck  We got that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious  The type of weed that leave you breathless and flow less  So take a toke  And another  And another  And another...  Tell your mother  Oh no!    [CHORUS]