Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night
  Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine
  We dance like no tomorrow
  We’re on Burlesque time  
But everybody’s gotta work tomorrow at nine    Touch me t-touch me baby but don’t mess up my hair
  Love me l-love me crazy
  But don’t get too attached, this is a brink affair    Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)
  Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
  Vanity (it’s so good to be)
  Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else  
Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity    Nothin’ wrong with being just a little bit vain  
We need a little pretty cuz this country’s insane
  So go ahead and label me whatever you like  
But nothings quite as sexy as a woman is fine    Touch me touch me baby but don’t mess up my hair  
Love me love me crazy  
But don’t get too attached, this is a brink affair    Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)
  Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
  Vanity (it’s so good to be)
  Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else
    Look at me (watcha lookin' at)
  Look at me (watcha starin' at)
  Look at me (watcha lookin' at)  
Look at me (watcha starin'at)    I’m comin’ around, I’m sippin on Andre, it’s time
  I heard the cutie's in the back, start in the p-party line
  Let’s dance (quick round) we’re in the vanity house
  We’ll cover the secrets, diamonds, we're happy cuz we're shinin    Touch me touch me baby but don’t mess up my hair
  Love me love me crazy
  But don’t get too attached, this is a brink affair    Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)  
Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)  
Vanity (it’s so good to be)
  Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else    Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)  
Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)
  Vanity (it’s so good to be)
  Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else  
Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity    these lyrics are submitted by OarSmaN