Candy caught beau in bed with a red head  she threw a fit and a fern and the F word at both of them  she peppered him with bb's cuz she couldn't find a 12 gauge  cinda lou i know your husband and theres gonna be hell to pay    There aint nothing like a woman scorned  aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns  neighbors knew they were in for a war  they saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress flying off the porch  no one slams the door like a women scorned    Candy came back beau was zipping up his levis  chasing him around the kitchen he was tring to apolagize  he dialed a 9 and a 1 before she landed that left hook  she knocked him out cold candy's stronger than she looks    There aint nothing like a woman scorned  aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns  The neighbors knew who was winning that war  They saw a half naked pleading husband who'd been cheating spread eagle on the porch  No one slams the door like a woman scorned    Aint nothing like a woman scorned  aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl trading her halo for horns    She swears all is far in love and war  she said if you wanna be a dog i'll treat you like a dog  your sleeping on the porch  no one slams a door like a woman scorned    like a woman scorned    these lyrics are submitted by +