What do you get when you fall in love?    A girl with a pin to burst your bubble    That's what you get for all your trouble.    I'll never fall in love again.    I'll never fall in love again.       What do you get when you kiss a girl?    You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.    After you do, she'll never phone you.    I'll never fall in love again.    I'll never fall in love again.       Don't tell me what is all about,    'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out,    Out of those chains, those chains that bind you    That is why I'm here to remind you       What do you get when you give your heart    You get it all broken up and battered    Thats what you get a heart that's shattered    I'll never fall in love again    Oh I'll never fall in love again.       Out of those chains, those chains that bind you    That is why I'm here to remind you.    What do you get when you fall in love?    You only get lies and pain and sorrow    So, for at least, until tomorrow    I'll never fall in love again    I'll never fall in love again    I'll never fall in love again       (oooh...)       I'll never fall in love again