If there is ever a moment to be taken shy  It's when I have to take off my clothes  And so I've finally planned to get my act together  In an effort to be put on show    CHORUS  So I'm working out  To be a physical dream  Working out  Could even make the movie screen  Working out  To build up confidence  Working out   Because you know it makes sence      With the curves in their selective places  I'll be a miracle of modern man  And the body I see in the mirror  Will be lost forever in my historic plan    Repeat CHORUS    Sometimes nature will deliver right on time  And my wish may finally come true  So with a little bit of toning here and there  From the glossy magazines I'll be facing you    Repeat CHORUS    (spoken)  Young man have you ever appeared in a movie before  The casting director is looking for someone just like you  We may have to change your name of course  And the contract could tie you up for the next five years  Why don't you fly to Hollywood next week  At home we call it Tinseltown    Let's do dinner  Let's do desert  Let's do cocktails  Have a nice day    these lyrics are submitted by Valeria Robertson