Ev'rybody knows down Ladbroke Grove    You have to leap across the street    You can lose your life under a taxi cab    You gotta have eyes in your feet    You find a nice soft corner and you sit right down    Take up your guitar and play    Then the police come and say move along    So you move along all day.    I'm a one man band    Nobody cares or understands.  Is there anybody out there who could lend a hand  To my one man band?    For three days now I haven't eaten at all    My  my  I must be getting so thin    Soon my cap won't be large enough  To drop a half a crown in.    So hey  there  Mister  don't you look so sad    Don't look so ill at ease    I can play you any song you choose  To cheer up the life you lead.    I'm a one man band  . . .    And nobody hears the minstrel boy    As he sings his tale of woe    Nobody sees him disappear    And nobody sees him go.    So hey  there  Mister  don't you look so sad  . . .    I'm a one man band  . . .    Oh  look at the rain falling.  Oh  look at the rain.