written by Lee Aaron, John Albani & Marvin Birt  running time - 3:28  ©1991 Abovewater/Pondwater    TALK:  Something's gone amuck    SING:  Ah ha hey  Hey    Hey watch what you're touchin'  'Cause this body ain't for sale  An' tell me somethin' new boy  'Cause I'm tired o' the same old tale  I don't even know your name  An' you're tryin' ta take me home  Too close for comfort  Now you're steppin' in the no-no zone  Some people take, all the lovin' they can get  All I want, is a little respect    (Keep your hands off the merchandise)  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)  You don't know what you're messin' with boy  Take my advice  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)    Some girls might feel lucky  Gettin' cosy with a guy like you  But I don't like the way your fingers  Keep doin' the cootchie-coo  I'm not lookin' for a one night stand  So don't ya waste your time  I'm lookin' for a true blue lovin' man  Who wants to know my mind  Some people take, all the lovin' they can get  All I want, is a little respect    (Keep your hands off the merchandise)  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)  Ya don't know what you're messin' with boy  Take my advice  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)    That's no way to be  That's no way to treat someone you could love  If you could only see  If you could only read my mind...  TALK:  I don't think you'd like it too much baby    Whoa! Watch it there  Y'know my mamma warned me about guys like you    SING:  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)  Ya don't know what you're messin' with boy  Take my advice  (Keep your hands off the merchandise)    I'm outta here    TALK:  Nah, lemme do it again  No really you guys lemme do it again  No we're - honestly, really like I wanna - I wanna cut it a-  It's my record