It was a nice cosmic afternoon  Me and my babe behind the moon  Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do  Looked so fine, felt so good  Kama Sutra's understood  But then happened a strange rendezvous  Something's knockin' at my sputniks door  A little green man who wants to score  LITTLE GREEN MEN PUSH TO FLUSH  He checks her out, then comes near  He feels her up, touching everywhere  I grab my pants, this is sick  More green men, all named Dick  Alien choir singing voulez vous  Somethin's knockin' at my sputniks door  More green men who want to score  LITTLE GREEN MEN PUSH TO FLUSH