Unemployment is my scene  Brain dead - the fumes I breath  Blah Blah Blah BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla  Carp is a town, not a fish  Too dumb to care  The S.B.-Goleta connection  Feelin' like a champion  All aboard the lagwagon  It's fast enough for me  Slow  Me-and-my friends  On the couch  Give me a sofa and some snacks  The idiot box-that T.V. trash  The V.C.R.-some stupid films  The remote control  Fuck the bills  There's no point in a job  The pay just sucks if you're a slob  I'm not lying  I'm lazy  And all my friends are just like me  [Chorus]  Garga jibs and metal riffs  Beer bings and bing hits  I hate that scene  Santa Barbara boredom  Goleta-postmortem  Small town minds  Can you relate to me?  [Repeat Chorus]  All aboard the lag wagon!!!