Temperamental editors  Searching for the passion  Overpaid and over-rated  Looking for a cash in  It's too late    If you want to read a little   Useless information  If you've had enough  With all the troubles with our nation  Don't wait    And you read about it  You just can't sleep without  The pages of the magazine  Don't believe in all you read  You can't trust the tabloid magazine  And I'm about to break down  It's just a tabloid magazine  And I don't wanna break down    Picture hungry journalists  Searching for some action  Running all the stories  Like it's going out of fashion  It's too late    Everybody's reading   Everybody else's problems  Everybody's busy stopping  What they haven't started  Don't wait    Don't wanna be around 'em  Better off without them  You know you can't escape them    And you read about them all the time  From the pages of the magazine  But you can't believe in all you read    Well it's too late  And you're gonna have to wait  And you won't want to turn out the light