What's the use if I only have a few?   It was on my mind I could drink a case of you  But it doesn't much matter to me  I had a sip, I had a dream of  All the things I'd say to you, but me  What I think isn't always what I do  I'll talk to you in the mirror for an hour, maybe three  Just to look at myself the way you'd look at me and say  God who'd have known that you're so funny?     Dear  I've gone too far for my intellect to stay on par    I'll make up dialogue for talks that we'll never have  Like you'd say, life's fucked today  And I'd say hey, it's not so bad  Then I'd make you laugh or at least crack a smile  And we'd make love on the kitchen tiles    My dear  I've gone too far for my intellect to stay on par    Yeah, I'm the guy who'll try to stare at you without even looking at you  I might act surprised when I find out your name and what you do  'Cause I'm a love-sick jerk  And I'll try anything I think might work  I came so far but I tried too hard    Oh dear  I've gone too far and my intellect has crushed my heart