Jesus was way cool  Everybody liked Jesus  Everybody wanted to hang out with him  Anything he wanted to do, he did  He turned water into wine  And if he wanted to  He could have turned wheat into marijuana  Or sugar into cocaine  Or vitamin pills into amphetamines    He walked on the water  And swam on the land  He would tell these stories  And people would listen  He was really cool    If you were blind or lame  You just went to Jesus  And he would put his hands on you  And you would be healed  That's so cool    He could've played guitar better than Hendrix  He could've told the future  He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world  He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky  He could've danced better than Barishnikov  Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of  Jesus was way cool    He told people to eat his body and drink his blood  That's so cool  Jesus was so cool  But then some people got jealous of how cool he was  So they killed him  But then he rose from the dead  He rose from the dead, danced around  Then went up to heaven  I mean, that's so cool  Jesus was way cool    No wonder there are so many Christians