(Robert Bob Geller)  Shauna lets me take her out  Whenever I'm alone  She don't say much, but what comes out  Intrigues my favorite zone (what a zone)  Oh Suzy Superstar  There is no word for what you are to me  I feel so funny when I dream  That dream  CHORUS  I'm dancing with Shauna Grant  I'm dancing with Shauna Grant  I'm dancing with Shauna Grant  Slowly  That's the way she likes to dance  But there's no time for true romance  The endless zippers of their pants  Are all she gets to see  Virginia don't you cry  'Cause not all the gifts come from the sky  You pulled the wrappers long before I dreamed  That dream  CHORUS  I can't wait till she comes on my screen  She attracts cigars and cars  And Minnesota guys  And did she cross the tracks to glory  And did she wonder why  Colleen you're such a child  You crashed a party much too wild  My love for you is nothing like you craved  And now Shauna's dead and buried in your grave  And I don't feel  No I don't feel  Well I don't feel  Well I don't feel  CHORUS  ----------------------------------------------------