(verse 1)  This is about a girl that looks like Lana  except that she's hotta, I'm talkin about Shauna  That's why this song will be dedicated to her honor  For her I'd convert to a Jew and celebrate Rosh Hashonah  I'd give everything I have to be her life partner  Oh my God, please marry me and have my daughter  I snuck through your window, got shot by your father  It's his right to bear arms, it's my right to holla  I be like Romeo calling you like I'm a balla    Oh God, girl, I want you in my world  Seeing you with other guys just makes me hurl  I'd skip every class and get a lotta office referals  Just to spend time with you and maybe we can curl  And I dont mind hangin out with your home girls  But I'm too poor so dont expect to get no pearls    (chorus)  Oh Shauna, oh my God-a  Please give me your number so I can call ya  Oh my God, your boyfriend must be a God huh?  Anyone who sleeps with you is, oh queen Shauna   Please Shauna, take a ride in my old school Impala  Oh my God, I'm in love with Shauna    (verse 2)  You cheerleadin Goddess, I worship your hottness  You may think I'm a loser, I swear to God, I'm not this  And some of the guys you datin aint got shit  Treatin something so special like it's an object  They aint worthy of you, cuz you know you're hot shit  I hear blasphemous shit talkin, but you're not a bitch  But if you keep your standards high, sorry I'm not rich  You can make me your servant, and I will not bitch  I'd do anything for such a hot chick    Not even Whitney O can be compared to you  When you do an aerial you light up the whole school  All will bow down to you and your rule  Whoever doesnt appreciate you is a fool  If you dont like me, then that's cool  And if you think my rhymes suck even worser than Jewel  I'll leave you alone cuz that stalkin shit is bull    (chorus)    (verse 3)  Shauna Bubis, let me kiss those cute lips  We can reach Nirvana like a Buddhist  Or we can do it anal and do some other crude shit  And I aint a pimp, so I wont slap you like a bitch  The sound of your sweet voice really excites my dick  But it rips apart my heart seeing someone else give you a kiss  Please let me hug you, oh great Goddess  You know I love you, that was the meanin of all this  If you want me to fuck off and mind my own biz  I'll obey your command, but I'll still be ejaculatin jizz    (chorus)