Ring a ling with the telephone  Is the man of the house at home  Your master card is over due  Mr Mo we need a payment from you  Right now  Right now Right away    Looky here  I aint got nothing to send you today  But im gonna give you all your money   Soon as I get paid   Soon as I get paid    Well now the joint was jumping  It was saturday night  Her hair was long   And the dress was tight    I looked at her  She looked at me  And the champagne stared flowing to a quarter to three  yea yea oh yea  To quarter to three    Look Mr Bartender   Im gonna make it ok  Im give you all your money   As soon as I get paid  Soon as i get paid    Monday morning money gone  Its a dog gone shame  Dont worry I get you straight   You'll be fine  You know what  You'll get yours  When I get mine    Uh    Whoah ohhh    Got a letter from the IRS  Your tax return is a terible mess  We want our money  We dont like to wait  Please come an see us on such and such date  Right now  Oh yea right away  Well I aint got nothin' to send you today   But im gonna give ya all your money  Soon as I get paid  Soon as I get paid    Well well    Soon as I get paid  Thursday and Friday evening  Soon as I get paid  Better catch me before monday  Soon as I get paid  Oh yea  Soon as I get paid  Your heard me  Soon as I get paid  Soon as I get paid