The Umbrella Man   Kay Kyser      Toodle - luma luma   Toodle - luma luma   Toodle - oh lay   Any umbrellas, any umbrellas   To mend today?   Bring your parasol, it may be small. It may be big   He will fix them all on what you call a thing-a-ma-jig   Pitter patter patter! Pitter patter patter!   It looks like rain.   Let it pitter patter. Let it pitter patter.   Who cares for rain?   He'll mend your umbrellas, then go on his way   Singing toodle luma luma. Toodle luma luma.   Any umbrellas to mend today.   When there's a lull   And things are dull   He'll sharpen knives for all the wives   In the neighborhood   And he's very good.   He'll darn a sock   Or fix a clock   An apple cart   A broken heart --   He'll mend anything but he'd much rather sing -   Toodle - luma luma   Toodle - luma luma   Toodle-oh-lay   Any umbrellas - any umbrellas   To mend today?   He'll mend your umbrella   Then go on his way singing   Toodle luma luma   Toodle luma luma   Any umbrellas to mend today. From: Virginia Taylor - vtaylor1@swbell.net