(Bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom bom)      Mr. Soft turn it on and force the world    And watch the things you're going through    Oh Mr. Soft believe ev'rything they tell you    And be damned if they'll thank you    You paint ev'rything so cruel    Comin' on like mister cool    Paint your face and shut the gate    No one's comin' home till late - ooh-la, cha       (Bom bom bom bom)      Don't you know, life gets tedious enough    Without this extra grudge to bare    You so slow, shift your ideas, make your mind up    In a jiffy, let's be fair    We'd all be taken off tonight    Turn off your eyes and shut the light    Oh, you're the most, you're so unreal    We'd all be dead without your spiel    Ooh-la, oh, take it       Mmmmmm ....    Ooh (bom bom bom bom)      Oh Mr. Soft, go to town and bring the dawnin'    In the mornin' on your way    Mr. Soft, put your feet upon the waters    And play Jesus for that day    You begin to hear them mumble    Spot the starman, ruff and tumble    Fight the good fights, sling your axe    Watch the speaker, lead the packs    Ooh - here we go again