She said, "I need sometime to find myself   I need a little space to think.   Maybe we should start seeing other people.   Baby, things are moving way to fast for me."   So I picked up what was left of my pride   I put on my walking shoes   And I got up on that high roa   And I did what any gentleman would do..   I, um...      I got a brand new girlfriend   We went and jumped off the deep end   Flew out to LA for the weekend   Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach   Wearin' nothin' but a smile,   Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy   Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'   Man, I think I'm on to somethin'   Because I feel just like a kid again   I got a brand new girlfriend      I love it when she calls me buttercup   She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up   She pops and tosses me a cold beer   And says my buddies always welcome here   When I get hungry she takes me out   I'm ridin' shotgun like a shitzu hound   My tails a waggin', my tongue's hangin' out   It makes me wanna shout...      I got a brand new girlfriend   We went and jumped off the deep end   Flew out to LA for the weekend   Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach   Wearin' nothin' but a smile   Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy   Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'   Man, I think I'm on to somethin'   You know I feel just like a kid again   I got a brand new girlfriend      She likes to write our names in the sand   She's hearing wedding bells and making plans   She's gonna hang around a while I guess   She hasn't even told me she loves me yet      I got a brand new girlfriend   We went and jumped off the deep end   We fly to LA for the weekend   Spend the whole day lyin' on a beach   Wearin' nothin' but a smile   Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy   Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'   Man, I think I'm on to somethin'   You know I feel just like a kid again   I got a brand new girlfriend      She makes me feel just like a kid again   I got a brand new girlfriend