Bad news breaking in 18A   Missy's kitty turn inside out she say   Spider queen demon and that whole crew   Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew   All the nice people those goodly souls   Quaking in their respective hidey-holes   Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream   Not a one of them left to hear you scream      CHORUS:   Two against nature don't you know   Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go   Two against nature make them groan   Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown      Madame Erzulie she come last night   Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite   There on your nightstand much worse than that   Panatela and old black derby hat      Call your doctor - call your shrink   Western science she strictly rinkydink   They all masissi but we hang tough   Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff      CHORUS:   Two against nature tan and lean   Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen   Two against nature slinging dread   These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead      T-Bone Angie she champion liar   Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire   Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry   Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three   Beautiful housewife in deep distress   'Specially you deserve our very best   Two against nature they got that stuff   Good things happening when you see about us      CHORUS:   Two against nature love this gig   Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big   Two against nature stand alone   Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown   Two against nature don't you know   Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go   Two against nature make them groan   Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown      Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch   Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch   Pepper and ratbone make damn sure   Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor   Soak the timber with special spray   Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay   Whip the bastards while they still green   Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean