You say that everybody takes   And you just take it faster   To play with other people's coin   You really seem to master   Will you tell me if you can   How you cut out the middleman?   I pay dues and I pay debt   You just always seem to get   That Five Finger Discount   You just can't do without   That Five Finger Discount      You prey on every legal flaw   That you can find some gain in   The way you sodomize the law   Is really quite amazing   But no one cares   No one feels   Until it is from him you steal   Seems like people of your ilk   Always find a way to milk   That Five Finger Discount      Got the blue collar   Got the white collar   Got the green dollar   Color in their eyes   Some are day-callers   Some are night crawlers   Some are stone wallers   That hide behind a lie   Some are still hitting books   Some are hitting banks   They're hitting below the belt   Some are doctoring books   Some are doctoring crooks   Got their larcenous hooks   Where the pain can be felt   Got their hands in my pocket   Got their gun up my nose   Where it ends no one knows   For the scales of Justice   Appear to have rusted   They're not to be trusted   They're busted for good      You know that you have truly earned   A moving violation   For all the suckers you have burned   You'll feel some dislocation   You had your gall, had your nerve   What you got coming you deserve   Before you leave the human race   I'm gonna offer to you face   My Five Finger Discount