Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed   Fell in love with a church choir tramp   Found out she was a drag queen      Crown him the Hollywood kid   Spent his time in another man's bed   Does anybody care   He said-he said      Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive, about sixteen thousand feet   I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street      Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly   They found him dead   Was anybody there   He said-he said      Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares   Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs   But be ready to rumble   Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night   Get ready for problems, get ready for pain   If you wanna play the L.A. game   Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair   Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square      Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame   Not a lick of talent, paid dues, got fucked by John Wayne      Crown her the Hollywood queen, she gives head in every scene   Did anybody stare   She said-she said      Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares   Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs   But be ready to rumble   Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night   Get ready for problems, get ready for pain   If you wanna play the L.A. game   Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair   Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square