Eye cream and thigh cream   How 'bout a get high cream?   Nothing I do smoothes out the feelings of being used   The Ballad of a Ladyman      Freak that I am, live in Japan    Let's rock with the tough girls   In this part of the world   Take a photograph   Portrait of a Ladyman      Are we holding on to our pride a bit too long   Are we breaking you apart   Are we breaking on guitars      They say I've gone too far   With the image I've got and   They know I'd make a mint   With new plastic skin   And a hit on the radio!   Oh, tempations of a Ladyman      I could be demure like   Girls who are soft for   Boys who are fearful of   Getting an earful   but I gotta rock!   I'd rather be a ladyman      How many times will you decide   How many lives will you define   How much control should we give up of our lives   (You sit at home with an alibi   In case they call and ask you   Why all you do is go    "Ooh ahh ohh"   You're out of control but saying   "Ooh ahh ooh")