Zoned out afternoon    Let's catch "who's on top of who"    Tell it like it is 'cause it isn't anyway    Much to my surprise I caught it right between the thighs    My sweet little sister was layin' me away       My jaw dropped dead to the table    She put my cool in shock    Crack kills and blood spills baby    But psychos, dykes and transvestites    Are on the choppin' block       CHORUS    Oh no, I saw my baby on the creepshow    Out on, spillin' my guts on the news    Oh no, I caught my woman on the creepshow    Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you       She filled my boots with lead was it something that I said    A picture paints a thousand ugly words    Baby's acting tough check out my fisticuffs    That's just what she deserves       I can't flip from the station    Can't unplug what's done    Her six-foot-deep temptation    She nicked my shin, and then kicked me in,    And then she buried me for fun       CHORUS       My jaw dropped dead to the table    She put my cool in shock    Crack kills and blood spills baby    But psychos, dykes and transvestites    Are on the choppin' block