I'm sure i'm not the first one to notice this   But the things you touch don't work   Appreicate your gifts   I hate people sick with bad habits   Like always fixing thing      Let's slam their hands in their car doors   Break light bulbs ono their bathroom floors   Pour pop rocks in their soft drinks   Hit their heads until they think:   Leave it broken      Wind the watch too tight,    just to lose some time   Leave plastic in sunlight   just to watch it twist   Beauty is in all the flaws   Bad hair, soft shape   Always saying stupid things      mistake, misfire