Just what nobody wanted, I'm just what nobody wanted.      I think that life has got it in for me,   Can you please tell me who's to blame?   For all the bills upon my mat -   They breed and grow then eat the cat.   Where they come from I don't know,   I stare at them but they won't go!      It seems that life's a big frustration,   Why is everybody out to bring me down?   There has to be a simple explanation,   Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.      If life is sweet - then I'm diabetic   The future looks rosy - I just went colourblind.      This all seems to be some mass conspiracy,   So I demand the right to know,   If there's a God up there, how come he seems to care   For every little bird and bee, but couldn't give a damn for me.      It seems that life's a big frustration,   Why is everybody out to bring me down?   There has to be a simple explanation,   Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.      If high hopes were bank notes,   I'd own all of England   And teardrops were diamonds,   Then I'd be a millionaire.      Just what nobody wanted,   I'm just what nobody wanted.      You say I'm purely being paranoid,   I beg to differ - it's not true.   Shit just seems to hit the fan,   Every time I make a plan.   Grand design to small detail,   All I do is doomed to fail.      It seems that life's a big frustration,   Why is everybody out to bring me down?   There has to be a simple explanation,   Why failure is the fashion every time I come to town.      If life is sweet - then I'm diabetic,   The future looks rosy - I just went colourblind.      I'm just what nobody wanted at all.