HELLO   I am the ghost of Troubled Joe   hung by his pretty white neck   some eighteen months ago   I travelled to a mystical time zone   but I missed my bed   so I soon came home   they said:   "there's too much caffeine   in your blood stream   and a lack of real spice   in your life"   I said:   "leave me alone because I'm alright, dad   just surprised to still be on my own...."   Ooh, but don't mention love   I'd hate the strain of the pain again   a rush and a push and the land that   we stand on is ours   it has been before   so it shall be again   and people who are uglier than you and I   they take what they need, and leave   Ooh, but don't mention love   I'd hate the pain of the strain all over again   a rush and a push and the land that   we stand on is ours   it has been before   so why can't it be now?   and people who are weaker than you and I   they take what they want from life   Ooh, but don't mention love   no - just don't mention love!   a rush and a push and the land that we stand on is ours   your youth may be gone   but you're still a yound man   so phone me, phone me, phone me   so phone me, phone me, phone me   Ooh, I think I'm in love   Ooh, I think I'm in love   Ooh, I think I'm in love   Urrgh, I think I'm in lerv