Double fisted pleasure, double fisted pain   Double fisted love is driving me crazy   Double fisted shots, doubles on the rocks   Double fisted love is dragging me down      It's an underhanded game   I don't know how to play   And I'll never be the same   I never wanted it to be this way      I've been dreaming of the single handed love   One that I can buy over the counter   Singing in the shower, crying in my sleep   Double fisted love is got me in way too deep      It's an ugly little game that nobody can win   Now I wish I hadn't played   Love will never be the same again      Patent leather shoes and my double breasted blues   My heart goes up in flames and I douse it with teardrops   Double with a twist that I could not resist   Double fisted love more than I can swallow      It's an underhanded game   I don't know how to play   And I'll never be the same   I never wanted it to be this way