Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife   Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife   For the first time in your life      Wear your blouse undone to here   And your skirt split up to there       Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife   For the first time in your life   Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife      Wink at the minister   Blow kisses to my grieving brothers      Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife      And when it comes your turn to speak   Before the crowd   Tell them about the time we did it   On the beach with fireworks above us   On the railroad tracks   With the gravel in your back   In the back room of a crowded bar   And in the very grave yard   Where my body now rests      Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife   Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife   For the first time in your life      Also tell them about how I gave to charity   And tried to love my fellow man   As best I could   But most of all don't forget about the time   On the beach   With fireworks above us