Oh what a crazy, lazy life   Shotgun wedding to a hooker wife   Down in the sewer, I'm fishin' for a bone   You best tell your daddy that you're not coming home      Chorus:   Ah, go ahead and call me loser   Sell my soul off to the dudes   Tell me that I'll never get paid   At least I got laid, at least I got laid   And though the memories fade away   At least I got laid, at least I got laid      Oh, what a tragic waste of time   Snogging with that model as she chops out a line   Not much to offer, she's nothing to see   Well I thought she was a lesbian, but I think that I'm gay      (Chorus)      Now I know all I need to know   I've had my highs, I've lived my lows   I've gone as far as I can go   Now I'm frozen to the bone      Listen now…   At least I got laid, at least I got laid   And though the memories fade away   At least I got laid, at least I got laid      He got laid, she got laid (x4)