I sing a song for happy days   When bluebirds sang and kids would play   And talk about important things   Like cats with claws and birds with wings   I sing a song for peace and joy   Where every girl fucks every BOY   And dances 'round the fireplace   Or drives a cart to OUTER SPACE      we were out back   [screaming]when you told me   three dudes kissing now thats hot   ...and i thought    that it was fine   to show you that it's not      I sing a song for you and me   I'd drive your car into the SEA   And when they drained the ocean blue   I'd give my apologies to you   I sing a song for us and them   Where drunks and punks and monks spit phlegm   And reindeer prance on broken GLASS   To feel the skin under the grass   I sing a song for robots too   Cause scene chicks dig them, yeah thats true   And dont forget about ninjas bro   oh yeah man lets go go go   I tell a tale of yonder years   when fireworks exploded near   and blasted through the basement walls   to show me how to rob the MALLS      [screaming]we were out front   when you told me   three dudes kissing now thats hot   and i thought   that it was fine   to prove to you that it's not      [screaming]we were in bed    when you showed me   that three dudes kissing can be hot   and i thought   that it was fine   to blame it all on the booze      aha!   ROCK!   (guitar noises with mouth)                     [spaceship to space credits andrew jamison for helping them write lyrics to this song]