Urban culture’s pretty dumb   Suburban culture’s pretty dumb   That feeling of incomprehension that you may feel   Is there for a reason, yeah      So love it or leave it   I do both all the time   It’s so hard to bear and it’s sad to be witnessing   Devolution, yeah      I’m not too proud of anything   So stop your nationalistic   Tendencies, oh yeah      Ok now here’s a plan   Show junior more love   Maybe he won’t grow up to be a big thug   And kill me for my car, yeah      Make them realize   How awful it can be   When one day you find that your life is resembling   A made for TV movie, yeah      I’m not too proud of anything   So stop this behavioral profile   Of killing others, oh yeah      It’s not that hard to be a jerk   It’s not too hard to be so vain   When you’re an asshole, oh yeah