Paco doesn't love me!       Hey there Paco you Italian fiend   Why aren't you in love with me?   I've got a killer crush on you and it's something that I just can't endure   I know that Paco's kinda retarded    He's left me here all broken hearted   I want him to be my main man   He wants another girl to hold his hand.      So hey Paco baby don't you know you break my heart   So sugar do the right thing just come on be my retard   Your looking kinds cool I write your name on all my desks at school.   I wanna see your band I wanna make you understand   That I wanna hold your hand   But there's nothing I can do to convince you   ‘Cause Paco doesn't love me.      Second verse,different from the first      And you know I'm not the only one who's heart pounds when Paco plays his drums   Cause he hits the skins as fast as Marky   I wish he'd hit my skin that quickly.      Hey there Paco you Italian fiend   Why aren't you in love with me?   I've got a killer crush on you and it's something that I just can't endure