So what's the point of thinking deep    I bite my nails and I'm losing sleep    Goes round and round and will never halt    It's all gone wrong and it's all my fault    I used the sugar when I needed salt    Things ain't cooking for me, as you see       I need a laugh so I take a drink    Ain't it strange how they start to shrink    I swig a river and I cry a lake    It's all gone wrong and it's my mistake    I wanted tremor but I got earthquake    Things ain't going my way, not today       I'm sitting on a one way train    You say I'm heading for an early grave    There goes anxiety my favorite station    And here comes panic and palpitation       I get frustrated 'cos I need a break    But when it comes along you know I'll take    I've never eaten from the hand of fate    It's all gone wrong but it's not too late    I needed love but all I got was hate    Things ain't down to a tee, believe me       I'm sitting on a one way train    You say I'm heading for an early grave    There goes anxiety my favorite station    And here comes panic and palpitation       I saw the doctor 'cos I'm feeling stress    "Hop on the couch" he said, "and get undressed"    He shook his head and said "the futures bleak"    It's getting worse and I ain't hit my peak    I want to shout but I can't even speak    Things can't get any worse, where's the hearse?