I saw Shane Warne pick his nose   Now it's on the back page of the Sun   I saw Shane Warne pick his nose   He rolled it up and bowled my brother out      I saw John Howard kiss his wife   Gave her a big smack on the lips   I saw John Howard kiss his wife   Our leader needs no privacy      I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge   Big, big story on the nightly news   I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge   More attention then some starving kids      And the moral of the story is the media sucks!