I do think that I'll always be there   I'd give almost anything and everything and I'll occasionally care   Through good times and really awesome times,   For better or for best   I will probably love you with every beat of my heart      At this moment, this seems like fun   At this moment, you're number one   I will trust you but sign this prenup   At this moment, Hun      At this moment, this feels long-term   I will love you, as long as you're firm   Unless you gain weight like a pachyderm   At this moment, Hun      This marriage, it could last for 50 years   Or it could last for just two days like Britney Spears'   Our date night interferes with my career   I've persevered for three whole years      At this moment, you're getting bald   I can't stand it when you chew that loud   If you don't shut up, I'll get this annulled   At this moment, Hun      At this moment, you're such a jerk   You're my soul mate...unless this takes work   Do you mind if I commute to New York   At this moment, Hun      This marriage, it could last for 50 years   If you quit keep playing slingshot with my new brassier   Our date night interferes with my career   I've persevered for three whole years      At this moment life will be sweet   If you bow down and worship my feet   I bought your ring but I kept the receipt   At this moment-   I will love you, I will love you, just don't overeat   At this moment, Hun