All of our songs   Sound the same   All of our words   Are really lame   I couldn't come up with   A point to this song   And if I did    Well my points are always wrong      If you ask    Why can't these guys play punk   It's because   We really really suck   We don't really   Have anything to say   Just 4 guys   Who can't really play      This is the key change now   It's not hard    I'll tell you how   It gives your song some variety   Even though it's the exact same thing      You wanna hear   Something funny? (something funny)   That wasn't even   A change of key! (That's not very funny)   I just wanted to sound like I knew something about music (Dan don't know dick!)   And if your bored...    Here is a new lick.       All we want is to have fun,   We don't care if we're punk enough,   Just 4 guys who suck a lot,   I wrote this song just so you could mosh.