finally got that cat outta the bag   and he scratched me on my face   scratched me on my face   so i grabbed him by the hind legs    and i threw him into the lake   threw him into the lake      forty million years of evolution   and he still don't know how to swim   still don't know how to swim   how to swim      how was i supposed to know she'd sink like a stone?   she sank like a stone   watched her little head slip outta sight   oh call me curiosity   call me curiosity      forty million years of evolution   she still don't know how to swim   still don't know how to swim