Sittin' in the front row   Mary of the fourth form   Turnin' all the boys on   She's turnin' all their heads around   Hitchin' up her short skirt   Stretchin' out her long legs   Pullin' up her stockings   She's combing out her long hair   Starin' at the teacher   Openin' her lips wide   Shiftin' in her seat. Yeah,   She slowly moves her hips aside      But in the middle of the night   She wakes her Mom to turn out the light   Her make-up's on and her jeans are skintight   And she's heading to the Pillar Bar   Johnnie looks alright tonight she thinks   He gives her a smoke and he buys her a drink   He shoots a frame and they head off into the night.      Mary of the fourth form.   Mary of the fourth form.   Mary of the fourth form.   Mary of the fourth form.      Teacher's losing control   Thankfully the bell rings   Mary's left all alone   With no one but the teacher   She quickly drops her pencil   And slowly bends to get it   Teacher is a natural man   His hand moves out to touch her   She straightens and looks around, yeah   She laughs and leaves the room, yeah   Heartbreak for the teacher   Sweet dreams for young Mary      But in the middle of the night   She wakes her Dad to turn out the light   Her make-up's on and her jeans are skintight   And she's headed to the Pillar Bar      Johnnie looks great tonight, she thinks   He gives her a smoke and he buys her a drink   Shoots off a frame and they head off into the night.      Mary of the fourth form.   Mary of the fourth form.   Mary of the fourth form.   Mary of the fourth form.