Oh no, it's never gonna happen   Walking around in a slow, slow town   Way outsided by a lots of people   In a slow, slow dance you're gonna stay   You take a girl you already know to the dancing floor   You've been dancing   Buy a beer and settle down   In a slow, slow dance you're gonna stay   And you know it's never gonna happen   Stuck in a place for a long life-time   Every day with American movies   Cheesier snack and a bigger waist   Buy yourself a gun for protection   Walking around in a dangerous place   Way outsided by a lots of people   You're the loonie in this town      Cowboy   Cowgirl   Wait here   Take a chance   Moviestar   Moviestar   You know   You're gonna stay      Oh no, it's never gonna happen   Walking around in a slow, slow town   Way outsided by a lots of people   In a slow, slow dance you're gonna stay   You take a girl you already know to the dancing floor   You've been dancing   Buy a beer and settle down   In a slow, slow dance you're gonna stay      Cowboy   Cowgirl   Wait here   Take a chance   Moviestar   Moviestar   You know   You're gonna stay