Jesus won't you be my radio   Broadcast direction where I got to go   Send me your signal and I will receive   Jesus please be there to take care of me      Jesus please be my automobile   Won't get to heaven 'less God's at the wheel   Send me your chauffeur and I will get in   Jesus please drive me away from my sin      And I won't get to heaven   I won't be coming home   I will not see my mother again   'cause I'm lost and I'm gone   And this life is too long   And my willpower's never to strong      Jesus please be my aeroplane   Fly me to heaven and ever again   Will I be weak-willed, stoned, or get high   Jesus please meet me the day that i die      Jesus please be my bullet and gun   Shoot all the sinners down, every one   Kill all my demons and that will be fine   But I will be reloading all of the time      And I won't get to heaven    I won't be coming home   I will not see my mother again   'cause I'm lost and I'm gone   And this life is too long   And my willpower's never too strong      (repeat)